Shadow vs Sonic: Yo Mama

YO MAMA FIGHT!: Whn you're done reading I want you to either post a comment, telling a 'Yo Mama' joke, or whatever!

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat... all I gotta say.
Shadow: Yo mama? I don't even know that guy...

Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly when you were born they slapped her!
Shadow Yo mama is so fat when she took a dip in the ocean all the whales sang "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a transparent wall to see what was on the other side!
Shadow: Yo mama's house is so small, we ordered a large pizza and we had to eat it outside!

Sonic: Yo momma is so fat that it took 4 years for a body builder to run around her!

Sonic: Yo mama's lips are so big Chapstick had to make a spray.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say, "Damn"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.
Shadow: Yo mamas so fat she walked in to a restaurant, sat down, got the menu and said "Yes, please".

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, I threw a chair at her, and it started to orbit.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat she did a split and gave the floor a hickey.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the ranbow skitles came out!
Shadow: Yo mama is so poor when I stepped on a cigarette she said, "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"

Sonic: Yo mama is so poor I stepped on her cigarette and she said "Why'd you turn off the heater"!
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Sonic: Yo mama so fat she fell in love and then broke it!
Shadow: Yo momma is so fat, that when a school bus filled with white kids went by, she jumped in a taxi and yelled "after that twinkie"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, she sat next to everybody in school.
Shadow: Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat that she wore a red dress, people thought she was a giant tomato!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, her mesurements are 36-24-36. And that's the left leg.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat when she tried out for "Indiana Jones" she got the part rolling stone.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat she walked outside in a red dress, all the kids thought she was the kool-aid man they started yelling "WE WANT JUICE"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she thought the hand dryer in bathrooms ment "press for bacon"!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she tripped on Wallmart, rolled over K-mart, and landed right on Target.

Sonic: Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1!
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, she put on a rain coat and people started screaming, "taxi"!
Shadow: Yo momma so nasty, she has to creep up on her bath water or she might scare it away.

Sonic: Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocry store and starved.

FINAL ROUND!!!

Sonic: Yo mama is so poor she has to pray for food! Chicken noodle soup! Chicken noodle soup!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed for the New World.

Sonic: Yo mama is like a vauum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she has been declared a nucular habitat for condors.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat! That her sinior pictures were took with Google Earth.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat... it's not even funny, it is not even funny. It's not. Seriously, i-it's really not. It's... obesity... is a serious killer.

Sonic and Shadow belong to (c) SEGA. Few jokes were found on YouTube.