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YO MAMA FIGHT!: Whn you're done reading I want you to either post a comment, telling a 'Yo Mama' joke, or whatever!

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat... all I gotta say.
Shadow: Yo mama? I don't even know that guy...

Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly when you were born they slapped her!
Shadow Yo mama is so fat when she took a dip in the ocean all the whales sang "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a transparent wall to see what was on the other side!
Shadow: Yo mama's house is so small, we ordered a large pizza and we had to eat it outside!

Sonic: Yo momma is so fat that it took 4 years for a body builder to run around her!

Sonic: Yo mama's lips are so big Chapstick had to make a spray.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say, "Damn"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.
Shadow: Yo mamas so fat she walked in to a restaurant, sat down, got the menu and said "Yes, please".

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, I threw a chair at her, and it started to orbit.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat she did a split and gave the floor a hickey.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the ranbow skitles came out!
Shadow: Yo mama is so poor when I stepped on a cigarette she said, "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"

Sonic: Yo mama is so poor I stepped on her cigarette and she said "Why'd you turn off the heater"!
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Sonic: Yo mama so fat she fell in love and then broke it!
Shadow: Yo momma is so fat, that when a school bus filled with white kids went by, she jumped in a taxi and yelled "after that twinkie"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, she sat next to everybody in school.
Shadow: Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat that she wore a red dress, people thought she was a giant tomato!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, her mesurements are 36-24-36. And that's the left leg.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat when she tried out for "Indiana Jones" she got the part rolling stone.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat she walked outside in a red dress, all the kids thought she was the kool-aid man they started yelling "WE WANT JUICE"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she thought the hand dryer in bathrooms ment "press for bacon"!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she tripped on Wallmart, rolled over K-mart, and landed right on Target.

Sonic: Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1!
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, she put on a rain coat and people started screaming, "taxi"!
Shadow: Yo momma so nasty, she has to creep up on her bath water or she might scare it away.

Sonic: Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocry store and starved.

FINAL ROUND!!!

Sonic: Yo mama is so poor she has to pray for food! Chicken noodle soup! Chicken noodle soup!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed for the New World.

Sonic: Yo mama is like a vauum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she has been declared a nucular habitat for condors.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat! That her sinior pictures were took with Google Earth.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat... it's not even funny, it is not even funny. It's not. Seriously, i-it's really not. It's... obesity... is a serious killer.

Sonic and Shadow belong to (c) SEGA. Few jokes were found on YouTube.
Who is funnier? Sonic or Shadow? I don't know. XD Okay, Shadow in my opinion. Tell me your best Yo Mama joke! And if I already used it... please don't use it again, that just shows how mutch of a dip-wad you are. And yeah, some of the jokes are a little weird, I don't care. XD Hope you enjoy!
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:iconarretvokram:
ArretVokram Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yo mama so stupid, she's the reason why Silver says, "It's no use."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Angel Island, it fell!

Yo mama so fat, her name is Bigger the cat.

Yo mama so fat, she thought the rings were onion rings.

I ran out of Sonic related Jokes so here is a Mario related one

Yo mama so fat, Goombas have nightmares about her.
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TheIlluminati666 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 6, 2015  New member
Yo mamas so fat, that when scientists found her they said, " we have discovered a new planet"

yo mamas so short, she jumped off the curb and went, "weeeeeeeee!!"

Yo yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
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Ask-TatsuoStriut Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014   Artist
i got some

she so poor she has to sleep in a no people zone and the police are too scared to do anything about it

she so stupid she looks at a stop sign and is like "lollipop?!"

shes so ugly shes the reason sonic goes fast lol
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sonicfanno103 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
i got 3 more:
1 yo mama's so fat naruto dosen't belive it
2 yo mama's so poor when i stepped on a leave she said hey who turned off the tv?
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sonicfanno103 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
oh i forgot the 3rd one it is:
yo mama so fat dr eggman screamed for his mama
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:iconlittlebitfluffy:
LittlebitFluffy Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
Yo mama is so fat Moby dick cried 'mama'
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timelordchamp Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student Artist
i have a few more

1 : yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

2 : yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with dr pepper

3 : yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth (she also tried to eat a smurf)

4 : yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the guard said "sorry no professionals"

that's all folks
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:icontimelordchamp:
timelordchamp Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student Artist
i got 1

yo mama so ugly she's the reason sonic runs fast!!!
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:iconlittlebitfluffy:
LittlebitFluffy Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
I got one yo mama so ugly satin cried ' YOU ARE THE DEVIL ! '
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:iconmeithevampcat:
MeiTheVampCat Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Mei: Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she couldnt get high!
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:iconalegull:
alegull Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
yo mama is so fat she needed cheat codes for wii fit lol
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DragonDance1022 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have 4

yo mama so ugly, she's the reason slender man dosn't have eyes!!!
yo mama so short, she committed suicide by jumping off the bed!!!
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb MT.DEW!!!
yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLD WIDE
BONUS JOKE!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATERBED THEY PUT A BLANKET OVER THE ATLANCTIC OCEAN
and NightClawTheCat nice ones :3
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Nightclawthecat Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014

I have 3


1. yo mama so scary even jeff the killer ran in fear


2. yo mama so fat she makes a wailord look like a joltic


3. yo mama so fat when she jumped she fell straight into hell

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:iconchris-the-hedg1:
Chris-The-Hedg1 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower just to get wet.
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:iconxeonartomega:
XeonartOmega Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yo momma is so ugly, she can only be yo momma!
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:iconanycartoonrp-nny:
AnyCartoonRP-Nny Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Yo Mama is SO frickin' FAT...
Her bellybutton gets home FIFTEEN MINUTES before SHE DOES!!!
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:iconjjwsmith:
JJWsmith Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
yo mama's mouth is like a Chinese convenient store always open and full of wangs
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:iconalphaepixdude:
AlphaEpixdude Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
Yo mama so fat ANYTHING fits in her ass.
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:iconalphaepixdude:
AlphaEpixdude Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
Yo mama so fat, she needs cheat codes to play wii fit

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas is right around the corner and she looked for it

Yo mama so fat, when people call her fat, she ate them.

Yo mama so black (sry for racist) she went to night school and the teacher marked her absent.

Yo mama so skinny, instead of calling her a parent, u call her TRANSparent!

Yo mama so stupid, my friend was drowning and asked for a lifesaver ring and she said " Grape or orange?"

Yo mama so poor, robbers broke in the bank and then escaped with no money.

Yo mama so poor, she makes hobos think they are rich.

Yo mama so poor, I pissed in your backyard and she thanked me for watering the lawn.

Yo mama so ugly, she goes in a haunted house and she came out with a job.

Yo mama so fat, all she knows in the alphabet is K F C

Yo mama so fat, she belly flopped at Pacific Ocean and created an earthquake, and a tsunami.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought dunkin donuts is a basketball team

I am like the best Yo mama smacked in my school. I really hoped u enjoyed it! :)
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:iconskylander2301:
skylander2301 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
What the fuck?
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:iconwizewiz:
Wizewiz Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
mortal combat
YO MAMA STYLE
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:icongsd4321:
gsd4321 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Student Artist
Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in the air

Yo mama so short, she drowned in a puddle

Yo mama so fat, when she rode "tower of terror" at disney, the entrie elevator ride went straight to hell

Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why Waldo hides

Yo mama so ugly, when she play "Mortal Kombat" Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE!!"

Yo mama so ugly, When she went to the haunted house, she came out with a job application

Yo mama so ugly, She gives Freddy Krueger nightmares

Yo mama so stupid, she tried feeding the snail some pretzels

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama so stupid, she got an appointment with Dr.Pepper

Yo mama so stupid, she tried climbing "Mountain Dew"

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired for putting M&M's in ABC order

Yo mama so hairy, everyone mistaken her as Chewbacca

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 lb of crack

Yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry "no professionals"
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starwolflover Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student
oooh i have four
1) yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the stair to heaven
2) yo mama is so fat she had to be baptist in sea world
3) yo mama is so stupid she bought two ticket to Xbox live
4) yo mama is so fat, when she sat on an ipod, she made it into an ipad

i love this is so funny XD
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Blue-Midnight-Angel Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have three!

One: Yo mama so fat, when she got one a bicycle, it broke down not even in a second!

Two: Yo mama so fat, when she went to Outer Space, the planet's revolved around her!

Three: Yo mama so stupid, when she heard of long-distance calling, she started to yell on the phone every time someone called!
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:iconinsanityperfected1:
insanityperfected1 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
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:iconstarsean:
StarSean Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yo mama so hairy she gave birth to you,you got carpet burns
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:iconfurrykittys:
furrykittys Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh oh your mama so old i told her to act her own age she die
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:iconskirathehedgie:
skirathehedgie Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
That was too freakn halrious, plus i think shadow won. I love it keep it up. :)
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:iconamazing4life:
amazing4life Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Tht put me in a good mood :D
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:iconreshichu:
Reshichu Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Me also has one.
Yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
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:iconracingwolf191:
Racingwolf191 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Here's one!
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a chair and the chair said, "A B C D E F G! Get your fat ass off of me!"
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BLASTOlSE Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist
I got one
Yo momma so fat when she jumps she stays there
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:iconkianahthecool:
kianahthecool Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Sonic was my funnier to me
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:iconsonicfanno103:
sonicfanno103 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
me too!
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Sonicfan101ist Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I got one :D

Yo mama is so fat, on her way to heavan, she broke the stair case and went to hell. -w-
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supershadow40 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Sonic: Yo mama is so nasty, she sucked your daddy dick and came into your room and kissed you goodnight, OHHHHH!
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:icondarkus321:
darkus321 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Yo mama so ugly her birth cirtificate is an apology letter from the Trojan man
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:iconanimafreak0714:
AnimaFreak0714 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Here's one, you might have heard it already;
You momma so old, she drove Jesus's grampa to school!
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:iconshadame702:
shadame702 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I think shadow wins
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:iconprinceslydiahetiger:
PrincesLydiaheTiger Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
also i think Shadow wins :)
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PrincesLydiaheTiger Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
ok, here goes... YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT BARBIE & KEN DROVE BACK IN



YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT DEATH, DARK, MEPHILES, AND SHADOW ALL CRIED


YO MAMA SUCH A B THT BEES CALLED HER QUEEN
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:iconultamatelifeform:
UltamateLifeForm Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
yo mamas glasses are so big, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving
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:icondboy12:
Dboy12 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Sonic: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought seaweed was something fish smoke
Shadow: OH YEAH!? yo mama's so ugly, Hello Kitty said Goodbye!
Sonic: I lost big time =(
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:icondboy12:
Dboy12 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Mine is yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a weight scale, it said,"TO BE CONTINUED".
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SonadowGirl101 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student Artist
ok here is mine......Yo mama so old when i said act your own age she died.

Yo mama so fat she had to take off her pants to reach in her pocket.

Hope you like p.s shadow definitely won that. -.-
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shadowsabeast Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
OH MY GOD! HAHA! THAT IS PURE HILARITY!
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sonickirbyfanno7np10 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yo mama so stupid, she takes the worlds medium IQ bellow 0.
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:iconsonicthehedgeie:
SonicTheHedgeie Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Student Interface Designer
Shadow:Your mama is so ugly that when she goes to the market she buys grotries OHHHHHHHH Oh my gawd >:D Me/Sonic:Oh yeah well Your mama is so ugly that chuck noriss! is afrid of her! :D Shadow:!!!!!!!! thats the ultmite yo mama joke!
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:iconkuro-kishi:
kuro-kishi Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
yo mama so dirty when i asked her what was for dinner she opened her legs and said crab's.

i have to say shadow won that one lol
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:iconnerf10:
nerf10 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
yo mama so fat, every time she turned around every body gave her a welcome party.
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