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YO MAMA FIGHT!: Whn you're done reading I want you to either post a comment, telling a 'Yo Mama' joke, or whatever!

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat... all I gotta say.
Shadow: Yo mama? I don't even know that guy...

Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly when you were born they slapped her!
Shadow Yo mama is so fat when she took a dip in the ocean all the whales sang "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a transparent wall to see what was on the other side!
Shadow: Yo mama's house is so small, we ordered a large pizza and we had to eat it outside!

Sonic: Yo momma is so fat that it took 4 years for a body builder to run around her!

Sonic: Yo mama's lips are so big Chapstick had to make a spray.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say, "Damn"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.
Shadow: Yo mamas so fat she walked in to a restaurant, sat down, got the menu and said "Yes, please".

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, I threw a chair at her, and it started to orbit.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat she did a split and gave the floor a hickey.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the ranbow skitles came out!
Shadow: Yo mama is so poor when I stepped on a cigarette she said, "Hey! Who turned out the lights?"

Sonic: Yo mama is so poor I stepped on her cigarette and she said "Why'd you turn off the heater"!
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Sonic: Yo mama so fat she fell in love and then broke it!
Shadow: Yo momma is so fat, that when a school bus filled with white kids went by, she jumped in a taxi and yelled "after that twinkie"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, she sat next to everybody in school.
Shadow: Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat that she wore a red dress, people thought she was a giant tomato!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, her mesurements are 36-24-36. And that's the left leg.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat when she tried out for "Indiana Jones" she got the part rolling stone.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat she walked outside in a red dress, all the kids thought she was the kool-aid man they started yelling "WE WANT JUICE"!

Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she thought the hand dryer in bathrooms ment "press for bacon"!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she tripped on Wallmart, rolled over K-mart, and landed right on Target.

Sonic: Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1!
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, she put on a rain coat and people started screaming, "taxi"!
Shadow: Yo momma so nasty, she has to creep up on her bath water or she might scare it away.

Sonic: Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Shadow: Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocry store and starved.

FINAL ROUND!!!

Sonic: Yo mama is so poor she has to pray for food! Chicken noodle soup! Chicken noodle soup!
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed for the New World.

Sonic: Yo mama is like a vauum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she has been declared a nucular habitat for condors.

Sonic: Yo mama is so fat! That her sinior pictures were took with Google Earth.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat... it's not even funny, it is not even funny. It's not. Seriously, i-it's really not. It's... obesity... is a serious killer.

Sonic and Shadow belong to (c) SEGA. Few jokes were found on YouTube.
Who is funnier? Sonic or Shadow? I don't know. XD Okay, Shadow in my opinion. Tell me your best Yo Mama joke! And if I already used it... please don't use it again, that just shows how mutch of a dip-wad you are. And yeah, some of the jokes are a little weird, I don't care. XD Hope you enjoy!
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timelordchamp 1 day ago  New member
i have a few more

1 : yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

2 : yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with dr pepper

3 : yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth (she also tried to eat a smurf)

4 : yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the guard said "sorry no professionals"

that's all folks
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:icontimelordchamp:
timelordchamp 1 day ago  New member
i got 1

yo mama so ugly she's the reason sonic runs fast!!!
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:iconmeithevampcat:
Mei: Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she couldnt get high!
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:iconalegull:
yo mama is so fat she needed cheat codes for wii fit lol
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:icondragondance1022:
DragonDance1022 Feb 3, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
I have 4

yo mama so ugly, she's the reason slender man dosn't have eyes!!!
yo mama so short, she committed suicide by jumping off the bed!!!
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb MT.DEW!!!
yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLD WIDE
BONUS JOKE!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATERBED THEY PUT A BLANKET OVER THE ATLANCTIC OCEAN
and NightClawTheCat nice ones :3
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:iconnightclawthecat:

I have 3


1. yo mama so scary even jeff the killer ran in fear


2. yo mama so fat she makes a wailord look like a joltic


3. yo mama so fat when she jumped she fell straight into hell

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Chris-The-Hedg1 Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower just to get wet.
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XeonartOmega Oct 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yo momma is so ugly, she can only be yo momma!
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:iconanycartoonrp-nny:
Yo Mama is SO frickin' FAT...
Her bellybutton gets home FIFTEEN MINUTES before SHE DOES!!!
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:iconjjwsmith:
yo mama's mouth is like a Chinese convenient store always open and full of wangs
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