Hero's Mine, Episode 5

Episode 5,


Shadow and Amy were in the kitchen after Shade left, Shallow and Maria were in bed, and so were Evangeline and Twilight. Amy just put somthing out there, "Anything you can do, I can do better." Shadow took a sip of coffee and handed a cup to Amy.
"HA! That's funny."
"I can do anything better than you." She declared, took a sip and nodded.
"No you can't." He said smileing.
"Yes I can." She smiled, too.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can.
"NO, you CAN'T." He said.
"Yes I CAN. Yes I can!"
"Anything you can be, I can be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you." He smiled a proud smile. Amy almost spit out her coffee and laughed.
"No you're not!"
"Yes, I am."
"No, you're not!" She clearified.
"Yes I am." He smiled.
"NO you're NOT."
"Yes I am! Yes I AM!"
"I can shoot, hit and run, with my shot gun!" He pointed his finger.
"I can, break out of the slammer, with my hammer!"
"I can live on my memories!"
"Any of thoes involve Rouge?"
"Well..." He shruged.
"You sneaky, little RAT!"
"Any note you can sing, I can sing higher." He said, trying to change the subject.
"I can sing any note higher than you!" She smiled.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can." She sang a little higher.
"No you can't!" He sang louder and stood up.
"Yes I can!" She stood up as well.
"No you can't!" He got up on his chair.
"Yes I can!" She stood up on her chair.
"No you CAN'T!" He sang louder.
"Yes I caaan!" She sang extreamly high, and stood up on the table.

Shadow picked her up and set her down gently on the floor. "Wow, Ames, how DO you sing that high?" He asked his wife.
"Ima GIRRRL!" She said ah-viously.
"You could have FOOLED me." He joked.
"Shhh... were going to wake the kids!" Amy held her finger to her lips.
"Anything you can say, I can say softer!"
"I can say anything softer than you!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes, I can." She said softly.
"No you can't." He wispered.
"Yes I can." They lowered it down to a soft whisper.
"No you can't."
"Yes I can." She said oh, so soft into Shadow's ear. "YES I CAN!" She screamed.
"I can drink my beer, you wouldn't even hear!" Amy told him.
"I'll drink two quicker, and you'd still be sicker!" He smirked, "I could get, or steal, any emrald."
"Without getting cought?" She wispered.
"You bet."
"That's what I thought, ya crook."
"Any note you can hold I can hold longer!"
"I can hold any note longer than YOU." They both stood up and circled the table slowly.
"No you can't." He made a kissie face. He loved fighting with Amy.
"Yes I can." She made the same face.
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can."
"No you can't."
"Yes I can, Yes I CAAAAN." She held it for over twenty seconds and ran out of breath.
"Yes you CAAN!" Shadow held it well over twenty seconds, "It's easy for me," he told her rubbing her back, "I'm the Ultimate Life-Form, how DO you DO it?" She smiled.
"I use my chest."
"Oh, I see." Shadow smiled at her joke, "Anything you can say, I can say faster!"
"I can say anything FASTER than you."
"No. You, can not."
"Yes, Ican."
"NoYouCan't."
"YesIcan."
"No youcan't."
"yesican!"
"noyoucant." They were saying so fast the almost made zipping sounds.
"CAAAANNN." Amy shouted.
"I can jump a hurdle!" Shadow jumped over his chair.
"I can wear a gurdle!" Amy moved her hands up and down her perfect hour-glass-shape.
"I can slow down time."
"I can move it faster." She batted her lashes flirtashiously.
"I can do most anything!"
"Oh! Can you bake a pie!" Amy asked.
"No." He confessed.
"Neither can I." She baked a lot of things. Never any pie.
"ANYTHING you can sing, I can sing sweeter!"
"I can sing anything sweeter than you!" She rolled he shoulders back. Shadow triped her, cought her, and kissed her. All so romantic.
"PARENTS." Shade said. Shadow and Amy said in suprise.
"Son?" Shadow dropped Amy. "What in the hell are you doing here at midnight!"
"I left my house-keys." He jingled them. "I found them in the living room." Amy got up and brushed off the invisible dirt.
"How much did you see?"
"All of it. You guys are awesome! Have you ever been singers before? You should get discoverd!" Shadow grabbed Shade by the ear and pushed him out the kitchen door.
"Can you kick a son out like that?" Shadow asked locking the door.
"No I can't."